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Dad Hair is hair that is (ideally) abundant and fluffy and washed perhaps too many times; can be thick or thin so long as hair covers at least 60 percent of the scalp; usually light brown in color. Girls find Dad Hair to be quite attractive, although this is not talked much about in society, small circles of men do in fact know that this IS a thing. Dad Hair has the classic look that provides a feeling of sexual, and emotional comfort to a potential mate. It adds a carefree yet pensive quality to a man's demeanor.
Dude 1: Dude your fuckin Dad Hair is killin it right now. Killin it with the Dad Hair right now man.

Dude 2: Thanks Brah. I'm actually not actively trying to have this hair, that's the first step in having good Dad Hair, just wash, dry, and go.

Dude 1: Noice
Dad Hair by that\college\connect February 28, 2015
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Hairy Dad Game 

Games in which a retired hairy army vet would play. Such as XCom, Mordhau, Arma, Ect.
Arma 3 is such a hairy dad game.
Hairy Dad Game by Copium115 July 23, 2021

Hairy dad games 

Military simulation games your hairy dad would enjoy playing.
WW1 verdun is such a Hairy dad games just like arma 3.
Hairy dad games by Bromie74 July 22, 2021

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026