The DH34 is a double header that is used for 2 girls or a guy and a girl like my friends mom and dad. 34 is a fucking retard my friend met while on a trip to the high school in NH
dude does your mom stick the DH34 in her pussy and the other end goes in your papa'sasshole my god that 34 is a nasty bitch.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.