The forbidden chapter in the star wars saga tells of the return of Darth Vader. However, he was planned to wear skin tight pink v-neck tees, snap backs, and shades during the night. This unleashes his midichlorians and makes him the strongest sith lord in all the universe. As magikarp is to gyrados, Darth Vader is to Darth Fuckboy.
rebel soldier- "Commander! Darth Vader's ship is approaching!"
commander- "…"
rebel soldier- "Commander?"
commander- "T-t-thats not Darth Vader, i-i-its… DARTH FUCKBOY!!"
commander- "…"
rebel soldier- "Commander?"
commander- "T-t-thats not Darth Vader, i-i-its… DARTH FUCKBOY!!"
by 2 HA September 26, 2015