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Dick Gone Wild
It is an illness that only 6.45% of all men in the world have.
The symptoms are that your dick grows by 87.94% and it starts slapping your legs. “It goes wild” Sometimes it rips your trousers. The only way to stop it going “wild” is by chaining it up to your leg with some special diamonds and German stainless steal chains. If you want to use short trousers you will have to wrap it around your leg and chain it up.
It is always useful to carry a bottle with acid in it so when the chains cant hold it any more you can spray some acid on it and it will settle down.
In some cases the dick will start making some noise that means that you will have to feed it. If you have that illness your body will need 8000 Calories a day.

The cum that comes out will look like little sharks. They will burn every thing they come in contact with since its PH vale is 1.
Chicks love guys with D.G.W. since it goers right to the G spot and you can fuck for even days.
Hey I have the D.G.W.!
D.G.W. by kas q August 12, 2010

R.O.D.G.C.W.L 

Abbreviation for Rollin On De Ground Crying Wif Laughter
R.O.D.G.C.W.L

hahahahaha btw this definition is a loke
R.O.D.G.C.W.L by TheGoogster June 18, 2023

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W.W.G.D? What Would Gucci Do?

Synonym for what would jesus do? but you ask yourself what would Gucci Mane do?
Should I buy Chiquita bananas or Minute Made Lemonade. W.W.G.D? What Would Gucci Do?
We don't give a shit.
Another way of saying that you don't care what others have to think or say.
'I just got a new job!'
'W.D.G.A.S'
'Your mean, asshole.'
W.D.G.A.S by PwNzOrEd September 5, 2008

W.T.D.H.W.G.T.M.F.F.S.S.D.? 

What the damn hell would Gary the mother fucking friendly sea snail do?
Girl: Should we get dinner?

Guy: W.T.D.H.W.G.T.M.F.F.S.S.D.?
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