Cushing High School 

Cushing is a small town by Nacogdoches. (the oldest town in Texas) Cushing High School is mainly made up of 50% Alcoholics, 20% whores, 10% druggies, 5% pregnant girls, 13% stuck up bitches, and 2% prudes. Mainly on the weekends you party, get drunk, and get high. Some do that during the week, and some do that right before school. Some people actually try to do good in their studies so they can try to make something of themselves and get out of this lame ass town, and some people don't give a shit.

Cushing High School

Texan #1: Where are we?
Texan #2: Cushing?...Where ever the hell that is.
Texan #1: Lets ask this man walking down the street.
Texan #2: Um.. Excuse me sir, where are we?
Redneck Stranger: Why sonny, yous in Cushin'.
(Tires screeching)
Texan #1: Lets get the hell out of this town!
(2 seconds later)
Texan #2: We're already out of Cushing?

Cushing High School by Senior2011 June 5, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012