Cuntry Buffet 

An all-you-can-eat buffet-style restaurant chain where cunts are the main course.

Muff Diver 1: I saw this incredible advertisement in the paper. The Cuntry Buffet will be serving a smorgasbord of fishy smelling cunts. All you can eat.

Muff Diver 2: Wow man, count me in! I wonder if the delectables will be covered up by a G-string? First come, first serve.

Cuntry Buffet by Ginny P. February 13, 2012

Country Buffet 

When your cousin has not shaved in a while but you eat her out anyway.

I had a Country Buffet with Stacy the other day. It was alright .

Country Buffet by JimmyBufffffet April 21, 2017

Welcome to old country buffet 

when you go to the old country buffet in a large group and your waiter says "Welcome to old country buffet" really slowly.

"Dude, remember welcome to old country buffet. and wait 15 seconds for the ice cream machine, or the fat mechanic."

Welcome to old country buffet by #1jolly roger May 11, 2009

Old Country Buffet 

the act of sexually eating out a prostitute when the Man or Woman vomits in the vagina of the prostitute, and continues eating her out.

Originates from collage students at University of Tampa FL.

Made famous by a underground rap group called E.C.E.

that guy was so passed out drunk last night that he preformed an "Old Country Buffet" on that slut

Old Country Buffet by Kris-Co E.C.E Rapper October 4, 2010

The old country buffet

Put deisred food (preferably broccoli and cheese or mashed potatoes) in grandmas vagina once awake in the morning. when dinner time comes Granny quiffs out your hot and steamy Old country buffet on your plate.

Hey mom, what are we having for dinner?

The old country buffet!

YAY!!

The old country buffet by Olivia Buckham August 22, 2011

Eat at the Old Country Buffet 

Eating ass.

Brock was about to go down on Amber, but then he flipped her over and decided to eat at the Old Country Buffet.

Eat at the Old Country Buffet by Mapppy84 May 10, 2023

Country Kitchen Buffet

It's a restaunt that Elderly people must eat at in the early hours of the morning. If you deprive the Elderly of their Country Kitchen buffet they would wither away like a flower without sunlight.

"without country kitchen buffet, the old people will be powerless"- South Park

Country Kitchen Buffet by Big Bubba B April 29, 2004