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Cuntgarlo 

A questionable heterosexual male who is obsessed with pornographic references and constantly stating his exaggerated penis length in front of his friends. A Cuntgarlo's are most likely virgins, who tends to have a fetish for Ebony and Hentei.
Joe- "Hey bro, look at all that sexy cake!"

Sean- "Ugh gross stop being such a Cuntgarlo!!!"
Related Words

CuntGate 

1. Any topic, be it scientific or political, where Sarah Palin's bunn comes undone as she tries to form a coherent Tweet.
2. The aggregate of what comes out of Sarah Palin's mouth. 3. An entryway that Sarah Palin always leaves open.
Oh Lord, the internet isn't censored at all, which means CuntGate Sarah Palin is given free reign to bash people who use reason, science, and common sense with her Tweets.

or,
A lot of detritus seems to flood out of Cuntgate every time Sarah Palin opens her hole.
CuntGate by artfulmark December 10, 2009

cuntgasket 

Noun: (1) Slang for Tampon (2) Also used to describe people who try to soak up the blame for stupid arguments; a disingenuous newsgroup or messageboard "peacemaker"
That cuntgasket moderator deleted my flame!
cuntgasket by Zk4r January 6, 2005

Cuntgames 

Games that cunts play to fulfill their desire for tension and unrest. Usually these games are played during a time of social tranquility, and when it is the of the utmost inconvenience to everyone involved.

In the aforementioned game "Destruction of friendships as collateral damage" earns bonus points,

While admitting you have been pinned in a lie or positively ID'ed as a registered CUNTGAMER is grounds for disqualification from the game of cunts.

The only chances for redemption are to, point the blame elsewhere, cause as much collateral damage and ruin as much tranquility as possible in the process of being revealed as a cuntgamer.
Cuntgamer #1 - Everyone sure is getting along nicely these days...

Cuntgamer #2 - Lets play cuntgames, and possibly ruin some friendships in the process!

Cuntgamer #1 - Cuntgaming FTW!
A person who pretends to be your friend but all the while is reporting your conversations back to your rivals.
What Judas Iscariot did was really bad. He's a right Cuntway.
Cuntway by LennyDipp May 18, 2018
Cuntguy is basically Kev. He is, was and always has been Cuntguy. He is the most complete Cuntguy to ever grace this earth. Utterly Cuntguy. Pure bred Cuntguy. Probably the biggest Cuntguy that will exist. Cuntguy is he
Shut up Kev, you're Cuntguy
Cuntguy by Wordboy400 September 16, 2020