Cunt Ear 

When you have taken an extremely large amount of different drugs and your ear starts bleeding like a period.

'Hey Ren, how was your weekend?'

'Not good man, i copped a bad case of Cunt Ear'

Cunt Ear by Palatial.cannons May 10, 2018

Ear Cunt 

The putrescent buildup of curd-like slime in the crease behind the ears, often as a result of failure to wash adequately; In severe cases, its scent carries the tell-tale mustiness of unkempt vagina that has been clad in the same pair of tight jeans for several summer days.

Dude, I have the worst ear cunt right now.

Ear Cunt by Figgledorf the Clown November 20, 2016

Cunt Earther 

A misanthrope that believes the Earth is shaped like a giant pussy, because the human race keeps fucking it up. The humans are like giant dildos

Jim: The world is flat
Tom: Wrong, the world is round, science proves this
Scott: You're both wrong. I'm a Cunt Earther
Jim: What's a cunt earther?
Scott: I believe the earth is shaped like a giant pussy, because the human race keeps fucking it up
Tom: You know, you actually have a point

Cunt Earther by Fuckhead Farley December 12, 2021

Cunt of the Earth

Cunt of all Cunts.

Laura is the Cunt of the Earth

Cunt of the Earth by thisguyhere February 23, 2009

cuntears 

1. Someone who is fucked in the head.
2. Cauliflower ears.

1. Get yourself a beer cuntears
2. You can tell that guy used to box by his cuntears.

cuntears by Duck Solid February 15, 2004