A large piece of fecal matter splattered with the semen of a willing partner and consumed as a healthy mid afternoon snack.
Alfred : I'm peckish and in need of nourishment
Geoffrey : How about we enjoy a Cumberland sausage with mayo together?
Alfred: Excellent idea! I shall lay a perfect stool now.
Geoffrey : How about we enjoy a Cumberland sausage with mayo together?
Alfred: Excellent idea! I shall lay a perfect stool now.
by Big Dick Australia January 2, 2018