Cum jacked 

When your girlfriend/wife uses trickery to steal/relocate sperm originally intended for the backdoor and relocates to the frontdoor in the hope of secretly procreating.

Breeno: "Jesus Crust mate my girlfriend just told me she is pregnant"
JT: "Hang on, aren't you the 'backdoor bandit'?"
Breeno: "I didn't ask for that nickname!"
JT: But you probably deserve it. You must have been cum jacked! It's the only explanation... cum trickery ass bandit

Cum jacked by bunkerspreckels September 21, 2016

Cum Jacker 

A single woman in her mid to late thirties who lies to a man, telling him that she is on the pill, while in fact she is not. She does this with the ultimate goal to get pregnant.

Can you believe she turned out to be a cum jacker? Now I'm a freakin' Dad.

Cum Jacker by Judcliff April 19, 2010

Jacket Cum 

When the white fluff or particles of a brand new jacket or hoodie land on your pants and then there is so much that it looks like a cum stain.

After buying a new jacket, a found loads of jacket cum on my pants the next day.

Jacket Cum by The Sloth Milk March 28, 2015

Cumjacket

1) Literally a jacket filled to the brim with hot sizzling cum.

2) Your mother after your dad had his special Jack Daniel’s

Person 1: Oh no! Not the jacket dad!

Dad: Son it is the only way your mom can sustain my dick and balls. With the cumjacket.

Cumjacket by God! is your mother thicck January 11, 2026