Cum Jacker

A single woman in her mid to late thirties who lies to a man, telling him that she is on the pill, while in fact she is not. She does this with the ultimate goal to get pregnant.

Can you believe she turned out to be a cum jacker? Now I'm a freakin' Dad.

by Judcliff April 19, 2010

Cum jacked

When your girlfriend/wife uses trickery to steal/relocate sperm originally intended for the backdoor and relocates to the frontdoor in the hope of secretly procreating.

Breeno: "Jesus Crust mate my girlfriend just told me she is pregnant"
JT: "Hang on, aren't you the 'backdoor bandit'?"
Breeno: "I didn't ask for that nickname!"
JT: But you probably deserve it. You must have been cum jacked! It's the only explanation... cum trickery ass bandit

by bunkerspreckels September 21, 2016

Jacket Cum

When the white fluff or particles of a brand new jacket or hoodie land on your pants and then there is so much that it looks like a cum stain.

After buying a new jacket, a found loads of jacket cum on my pants the next day.

by The Sloth Milk March 28, 2015

cumbacker

A woman who has sexual intercourse which concludes with ejaculation on her back side. Usually as a sign of disrespect and/or due to cosmetic defects on the front side of one's body (i.e. the face or breasts), cumbacker is often used as an ironic pun as the male will rarely come back once he is spent.

Sally knew she was a cumbacker when Johnny ejaculated onto her back and left without saying good-bye.

by Kalen Williams February 5, 2005

cumlacker

someone who releases a small amount of cum when ejaculating

Ugh, John was such a cumlacker last night.

by @_waldo_2 December 14, 2019

Cumjacket

1) Literally a jacket filled to the brim with hot sizzling cum.

2) Your mother after your dad had his special Jack Daniel’s

Person 1: Oh no! Not the jacket dad!

Dad: Son it is the only way your mom can sustain my dick and balls. With the cumjacket.

by God! is your mother thicck January 11, 2026