Cum Burglar

A surreptitious or malicious person, often female, who performs fellatio on non-single men in an attempt to malign their victims' girlfriend/partner or wholly steal them altogether.

That fucking cum burglar stole my boyfriend at Matt's party last night!

by Canada Chris September 08, 2006

the cum burglar

he comes into your bedroom at 3am and steals ur cum

bro the cum burglar took my cum, he has a nice ass tho

by 31498765 May 26, 2021