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Cucinelli 

A badass last name. Originally from Italy. Pretty much the best last name possible. Pronounced: Koo-chee-neh-lee or Koo-chi-neh-lee. Can mean either in the kitchen or little dog of god. Yes, that is right. Look it up.
Darryl: Hey you know Chuck Norris?
Kalvin: You mean Chuck Cucinelli.
Darryl: What?!
Kalvin: A man that badass has to be a Cucinelli somehow!
Darryl: Must be.
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Coccinellidaephobia 

"Oh look a ladybug."
"Ahh! Get it away from me!!!! I have Coccinellidaephobia!!"
Coccinellidaephobia by Beccadactyl September 13, 2009

Cuccinelling 

The act of defecating onto your partners penis during sodomy.
Dude 1: "I heard the Virginia Gov. Candidate was defending the anti-sodomy statue in his state."

Dude 2: "He is probably just worried about his boyfriend Cuccinelling on him."
Cuccinelling by geoffreyspike April 3, 2013

cuccinelli 

noun, the act of one woman eating cooked pasta out of the vagina of another woman. Named after Ken Cuccinelli, failed gubernatorial candidate from Virginia and famed oral-sex hater.
"I knew I wanted to marry Sasha the moment she gave me Cuccinelli in the bathroom at Olive Garden."
cuccinelli by RP93 February 14, 2014

Cuccinello

Meaning Legend or God Like. Pretty much means awesome or best ever!
Wow, that guy over there is so Cuccinello.
Cuccinello by COOCH 48 November 10, 2007

Olivia Cinelli 

Olivia Cinelli's are usually very light humoured, dependable and sensible girls. However, they are also very caring and thoughtful and make excellent friends and confidantes. Common names for them include: Liv or Livia (by omission of the 'O'). The name is truly Italian and Olivia has origin in the word "Olive" and was first used in the spelling by Shakespeare in his play "Twelfth Night". They are normally associated with the term "Fair Maiden"
"Olivia Cinelli is such a great friend to me!"

"Olivia Cinelli deserves so much on valentine's day, she is such an all around great person!"

Cuccinelling 

The act of licking the space above the vagina but below the belly proper (aka "panel") while wearing only garish and/or kitschy clothing (like a Hawaiian shirt).

From the Italian Cucci meaning "Kitsch" and Nelli meaning "Panel" and also Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli.
Person #1: I was totally cuccinelling my gf the other night and it blew her mind!

Person #2: Ugh I prefer rather to muff dive properly. Why cuccinelling instead?

Person #1: Because we were at my grandparents in Arlington where oral sex is illegal now and this is the closest I could get. Plus all my granpops had that fit me were sweaters from the 80's.

Person #2: Yeah that sucks ... at least you went for the full effect though!