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Cryptious 

Other word in groups of words of categories of FinTech data sales
Hay pal stop buying cryings of crypto stuff which was a load of crap when the cryptious equates to fairer society and better respectiousness which helps ease rather than continuations of data wars mostly intent on more political farce stay home and be respectious
Cryptious by Silky May 3, 2022
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cryptopsy 

A technical death metal band from Montreal, Quebec, Canada.

The band consists of Lord Worm (Dan Greening) - vocals, Alex Auburn - Lead and rhythm guitars and backing vocals, Josh Kramer - Lead and rhythm guitars, Stephen Chavis - Bass, Flo Mounier - Insane ass drummer, also backing vocals.

Lord Worm used to partake in a peculiar stage show of engaging in the activity of consuming worms, these would also occasionally be fed to mall goth's in the front row. He left the band in 1997 to teach English to adults, in most of his lyrics this is an obvious talent he beholds, he re-joined in 2003. He wields a mighty scream which he holds for 28 seconds in "Open Face Surgery" and grunts that are almost completely undecipherable.

Flo Mounier (Florient Mounier) is also another popular favorite of the band, the drummer, considered one of the best heavy metal drummers in the world reaching insane speeds with his double kick drum but still been able to keep a nice rhythm, could probably play just as fast using his nostrils. Also released his own drumming DVD (Extreme Metal Drumming 101) which includes drumming lessons and footage of him in his glory.
Did you see everyone beating the shit out of each other at that Cryptopsy concert?

I bought Flo's DVD, I can reach 1 200b/m on a tamborine now.
cryptopsy by Tipskin March 31, 2007

Cryption 

Cryption from the semi-popular anime "Cryption" known mostly for the (fortnite ball saga) Spends most of his days making shitty keyframes and wanting to be in LC
"Cryption said he was going to clap my mother"
Cryption by Sickomodecryption May 19, 2021

cryptidist 

Luna: I love cryptids
Jake: so your are a Cryptidist
cryptidist by Ginger The Chamrosh January 16, 2021

cryptopsy 

canadian death metal band. has quite possibly the fastest drummer in the world.
the band, cryptopsy, kicks your ass.
cryptopsy by jon October 23, 2003

Cryption 

Cryptions (fortnite balls saga) is a semi popular anime containing a real story about scary hacker man cryption (owner of LC) and his sexy keyframes.
Me: Oh no cryption just hacked my fortnite card.
Cryption by Sickomodecryption May 19, 2021

cryptopsy 

Fucking good brutal death metal band from canada.
"Why the hell did lord worm leave cryptopsy?"
cryptopsy by psychoman364 November 26, 2003
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