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When somebody writes a cryptic message, ie a status or a blog post, about you. You know it's about you but they don't mention you. Therefore they are being snide and are too scared to mention your name.
You fall out with a friend because you slept with her boyfriend and the next day they post this message on a social network site -

"I hate her, she is a massive slutbag and i wish she would die" ~ Cryptic Cunt.
by Rhiannon Crave March 13, 2012
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