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cry me a joaquin

Something said to someone when your sympathy for them is so low they aren't even worth crying a river over.
A reference to Joaquin Phoenix and his older, more talented brother River Phoenix.

Ohhh, poor baby. Cry me a joaquin

by Ford Leiden December 29, 2010

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