Crusty Shit Hair

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It is the chocolate fudge you can's seem to wipe off from your ass hair after a huge crap. It gets crusty when it drys and hurts like a bitch when you wish to clean it off.

Damn i got crusty shit hair. I'm going to the toilet to pull some ass hairs out. Wont' be a sec.

Crusty Shit Hair by Jake Tam June 17, 2008

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Crusty shit hair

it's when your mom craps on you while giving birth and since some baby's dont have hair when you're born your mom will think it's your hair for a while

hey, did you have crusty shit hair when you were born

Crusty shit hair by Camels November 15, 2006

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