Crunk Master 

The person at a party that is first to get intoxicated; be it alcohol, marijuana, or hard core drugs. This person aims toward one goal: to get and stay plastered.

A crunk master can easily be identified in the wild as the first to take their shirt off and the last to recover from a hangover.

I just woke up in a dumpster with no clothes with no recollection of last night; I must've been quite the crunk master

I hate the crunk master. She just tore off all of her clothes after a bottle of champagne at my wedding and fucked the best man before the ceremony,

The crunk master just did crystal meth after 20 shots! Lets go watch her puke and get arrested!

I got a call from the crunk master and she says she is Mexico with a balloon full of cocaine in her ass.

Crunk Master by Idroppedapbiology2011 May 10, 2011

Crunk master pimp juice 

the crazy mofo that comes up with words lke kafobulator.

"ZMFG!!1!!1!!111 ITS Crunk master pimp juice!!1"

Crunk master pimp juice by DATA November 8, 2004

Grand Master Crunk 

When you're so full of crunk, that your crunk goblet is literally overflowing

Guy: Man I don't remember anything from last night!

Friend: You were definitely the Grand Master Crunk at that party!

Grand Master Crunk by crunkonlife July 15, 2011

Chunk Master 

the man who supply all the chunk dope to the neighborhood or housing project. The chunk master is the top dog heroin dealer who provides all the bricks and chunks to be broken down and sold to chunk heads on the street

chunk plug:man i be movin these chunks like a monk my brotha, I got bricks of the bob chunk for the low low

old head: you the chunk master my g, you king of the castle

Chunk Master by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022

Designated Crunkmaster 

1. A person appointed to be the shameless promoter of all things party-related; in charge of starting the dance party, maintaining the party atmosphere, being the first to remove an article of clothing and the first to announce that the party is, in fact, going down.

2. A member of a team who resides on the bench for most of the season, can be seen constantly waving a towel, leading "Defense!" cheers from the pine, and only breaking a sweat due to the intensity of their encouragement of the superstars. Usually a white guy; never sits down and never stops yelling; has no fear of harassing the referees or smack-talking the other players because he knows that he'll never go in the game.

Every party is just party until you get a designated crunkmaster; then it becomes a rager.

"John is the DJ, the keg-tapper, the bouncer and the cheerleader at this party!"

"That's because he's the designated crunkmaster!"

Look at #23 on the bench, wavin' his towel like he's the designated crunkmaster. White boy's never goin' in the game.

This party is dying...we need a designated crunkmaster.

Designated Crunkmaster by too school for cool January 24, 2012

crunkmaster 

-noun
kru^ngk mas-ter, kru^ngk mah-ster

1. a person with the ability or power to reach a point of inebriation beyond the point of recognition

2. one who facilitates a binge drinking session

3. Lil' Jon

Dude, did you see Peter Frampton at TGI Fridays last night? He was being such a crunkmaster, that he tried sticking his dick in the mashed potatoes.

crunkmaster by crunkmaster whodi general February 13, 2009