A
small, tight-knit community in Northwest Westchester County, NY, population 7,606 (2000). The village was formerly an idealistic
communist stronghold, but has since devolved into a hamlet of bourgeois consumers, driven by false needs. The families are quite diverse with about 10% being gainfully employed intellectuals, artists, architects, and musicians, 10% bankers and attorneys,
25% NYC cops, firefighters, and MTA workers, 35% unemployed, middle-aged writers, software geeks, and rich lesbians who
lie to themselves about "working at
home" or being "self-employed." About 20% are retired, just plain
lazy, or various Latino minority working in the landscaping business. The architecture is somewhere between late 19th-century Northeast and 1950s trailerpark. The hodgepodge of styles is a visual abomination and only a catastrophe at the nearby Indian Point Nuclear Power Plant will save it. The village's main industry is parking, given the 2200-
space lot at the MTA train station. The second largest industry is aluminum siding. The
children of the village are all taught to love one another and sign meaningless pieces of
paper pledging to "be nice" or to "not do
drugs." However, they begin to
smoke marijuana and drink Bud Light in the 8th grade. They love to hang out at Power Lines and generally waste their
precious time. Sports are big in the area, with all manner of athletic diversion taking the place of academic achievment. Many youth pretend to be thugs, though they have no real knowledge of African-American culture other than what they glean from MTV Cribs and Chapelle's Show. No one in the village really gives much of a fuck about anything, which, according to most analysts, make it a dope place to live.
