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A slang variation of the terms 'Crib' and 'Lounge' combined to make a really fucking good word.

(A place of relaxation)
"Dude, there's a party at Peters crounge tonight!"

"I've got Suzy coming to my crounge tonight. Scored."
Crounge by Pannie December 30, 2011
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crungeon 

Crusty substance formed in the corner of ones eye after a nights sleep. Also known as an eye bogey
Have you not washed your face this morning? You've got a crungeon.
crungeon by NatNatMegaFitMILF March 11, 2021
Related Words
Crounge • cronge • Crunge • crunger • crungey • clounge • Cronged • Crongel • Cronger • crouncer
a word said when one cannot simply just "cringe", the subject of discussion is so unbelievably cringe worthy that you cannot contain yourself and cronge is shouted, an upper level of cringe
"OMG, i was so drunk last night that i slept with that johnny guy, the really ugly one from that band?"

"omglmao, CRONGE!"
cronge by coaguL8 July 29, 2009
n. (crunnj)
the transformation twitch when going from sober to stoned
Dude I hit that blunt once and it was instant crunge
Crunge by Stoney McToken January 9, 2008
This is not a club, or a lounge, but a combination of the two. A clounge typically has douchebags and hot chicks. This is exemplified in cities such as Los Angeles, Scottsdale, New York, and Boston.
We went to this clounge and the bouncer was acting hard, the drinks were $12 and there were snotty girls with douchebags.
clounge by vlst April 10, 2008
king of the prouncers
crouncer - the creme de la creme of preditorial fag crawling
crouncer by ozz trotter August 27, 2011
A white cartoon cat with a permanent cringe like expression on its face, Commonly used on GaryC’s sketch. it is possibly related to the meme of cats with an expression called “scrunge” where the cat’s face is in a position similar to cringing, and of course similar to Crunge
Average crunge related conversation seen below:
Anon1: crunge is so sexy
Anon2:it’s a cat
Crunge by R04CHR0TT December 10, 2021
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