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A Crotch ticket is when a male human signals to a female human by ejackulating on paper or plastic and sticking it on the females back
Male's freind: Dude she's checking you out!
Male; Aww sweet ill give her a Crotch Ticket!
by JC'Onine January 30, 2009
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