Crotch Cheez-It

When you are eating some delicious cheez-its and one drops into your lap. The decision to eat it or give it to a friend is up to you.
I asked Sam for one of his Cheez-its but I think he gave me a crotch Cheez-it instead!
by Icicle Dude December 16, 2014
mugGet the Crotch Cheez-Itmug.