Crooks and Castles
Hot clothing brand sold on karmaloop. The concept was easy. "Crooks", criminals, pimps, hustlers, thieves, etc. And "Castles" those who got rich by becoming a crook.
Crooks and Castles by loscoches January 5, 2009
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crooks and castles
some shitty pseudo thug tough guy clothing that appeals to mostly blacks, hispanics and asians that normally think they are tough and normally are loser tool bags that are very trendy or scene-ee.
mike:"hey matt look at that tool bag that just walked in the bar with his crooks and castles clothing" matt: " yea he's a pure douche bag walking around like he can't be broken"
crooks and castles by dennt December 31, 2013
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Crooks and Castles • Crooks and nannies • Every day a crook and a fool leave home. When the two meet, someone makes a deal. • The Internet is always accessed by a crook and a fool. • All social media is always accessed by a crook and a fool. • hooks and cooks • Ribby And Croaks • Crooks & Castles • Crooks County • crooks job
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