A pickle who commits tax fraud on the daily. This pickle has not gotten arrested because he simply goes inanimate when he hears the sirens. He can run fast and escape any grip with his slippery pickle juice. He will never be caught and/or convicted.
Person #1: What is that green thing the cops are chasing?
Person #2: That is THE Crime Pickle, he can always escape, just you watch.
Person #1: What is that green thing the cops are chasing?
Person #2: That is THE Crime Pickle, he can always escape, just you watch.
That Crime Pickle is so good at Tax Evasion.
by GrinchMan25 November 18, 2022