The only bitch in the world that is 100% honest 100% of the time. The best friend you will ever have! The worst enemy you will ever have! Cressy will whoop that ass if you fuck up!!
by Tha1nonly December 19, 2016
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Madly goofy baby girl who is way too cute for you to handle. She is soft, sweet and super clingy like a pug. Cressie is literally your mom friend because she is so loving and embracing. A living meme. Sarcasm is her signature. This baby is an artist at heart and she is known for her decent music taste. Cressie often gets socially awkward and may make you think she hates you at first impression because she is a shy chicken and she actually has a resting bitch face. It sounds a bit conflicting but it is. She guarantees loving her is fun and she won’t make you blue. And she is lowkey awesome at hookup!!!
Cressie cleans the house using chopsticks. Supremely weird.
by bingkaboo November 23, 2018
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The next big thing in catch phrases. Basically, it means the same thing as crazy, it is just pronounced in a latina accent.
That tattoo is so ugly! You so cressy Mommy!
by ava555 June 20, 2011
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