Creamy Italian

Jizz, Cum, Sperm, White Stuff, Cream.

Coined on Weeds.

The Stuff Expelled when you masterbate.
See Also: Choking The Chicken, Spanking The Monkey,

Uncle: Okay so an alternative would be to use a tissue. Clean, effective, and gets up all that Creamy Italian. But it can stick to your Dick Head like a fucking Band-Aid.

Creamy Italian by Rx420 June 4, 2009

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Creamy Italian

When a chick is giving you head and you are about to cum, you pull her off your dick, push her head down, and cum all through her hair. U then use the cum to slick her hair back and up so that its spiked up like a douchbag italian from jersey. The more cum, the better the styling possibilities.

last night i gave my girlfriend a creamy italian. she thought it was funny and turned on sum music and started fist pumping like crazy

Creamy Italian by aligator1 July 13, 2010

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Italian Cream Salsa

The act of a girl on her period Cumming.

Girl 1: why do you look so rough?

Girl 2: it was an Italian Cream Salsa

Italian Cream Salsa by pancreas_Stabber_69 March 29, 2020

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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