Crap rod

A rod or stick or pole that has been shoved up a womens anus and is now covered in crap.

Wayne: WTF is that smell?
Josh: IDk maybe its that crap rod next to you.
Mambo: my bad dog i thought i put that bad boy back into my closet

by inyofacenowbisch February 4, 2009

craprodisiac

Also spelled "craphrodisiac". In the way an aphrodisiac makes you horny, a craprodisiac gives you an undeniable urge to move your bowels.

I love Taco Bell, but I can only eat it on the way home because it's a major craprodisiac.

by J December 22, 2004

craprod

1) a lousy good for nothing louse. lazy, will often make a mess and leave for others to clean up such as at home or the workplace

2) an unreliable person who you can only count on to be a real douche bag.

1)That craprod DB left early and now I have to finish the work he didnt do.. again.

2) Dont invite that craprod, he always orders more than he can pay for.

by funkjunkie October 17, 2008