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Crap Rat 

When one takes a crap on a rat and then throws it at a girl. Before throwing the rat, one often spins it while holding the tail and then throws it.
Guy 1: Ooooh shit, whats wrong with that girl?
Guy 2: Ewww man, she looks like she was crap rat'd all night.

Example 2:
Guy 1: That broad is a bitch
Guy 2: You know what she needs?
Guy 1: Whats that guy 2?
Guy 2: That bitch needs to get brought back down to earth with a few crap rats to the face.
Guy 1 and 2: Let's go get some rats
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crap rat 

i am a crap rat...i like it with sweetcorn
crap rat by moshababe August 1, 2006

Crap ass sorry rat bastard 

it is all of these 3:
The worst being ever
The Godfather
The opposite of me
The Godfather is a Crap ass sorry bastard

waste of time, money and over all a big piece of over rated crap 

AOL is a waste of time money, and over all big piece of over rated crap

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole 

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthogs anushole
I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthogs anushole

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026