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Cranberry juice 

Used to make girls vagina taste sweeter
Dude my girl started drinking cranberry juice

cranberry juice 

-juice made out of cranberries and is available at grocery stores and bars.
-(customer) "cranberry juice"
-(bartender)...nods and gives customer his drink
-(other customer)"cranberry juice, my girlfriend drinks it when shes having her period.......are you having your period?"
-(customer)........(waits about 3 seconds)
SMASH

cranberry juice 

What you drink when you are on your period...
-What were you having?
-Cranberry Juice
-What, you on your period?

The Departed
cranberry juice by wabbajack July 15, 2009

Cranberry juice 

A type of juice that is only good if it is 100% cranberry juice. It is not good if it is cranberry juice (with grape, pear and apple juice). It is also not good if it it cranberry juice (from concentrate).
Hey dude, do you want some cranberry juice?

No, not unless its 100% cranberry juice
Cranberry juice by Cuz it matters October 16, 2012

want some cranberry juice? 

a nice southern way of asking for cranberry juice
.
you want some cranberry juice?”
“yes I diddly darn do billy.”

Cranberry Juice 

A juice made from cranberries that goes very well with vodka.
Drunk Girl: I'll have another Cran-vodka!

Stupid Bartender: whats that?

Drunk Girl: Cranberry Juice with Vodka, dumbass!