Cracker sweat

n. the trail of crumbs fat people tend to leave behind, even if they are not eating.

Person 1: Why are all these crumbs all over my bed?
Person 2: Oh, I'm sorry, that's just my cracker sweat.
Person 1: But we've never eaten in this bed, it's new!
Person 2: Yeah. I know. Cracker sweat, what can ya do?

by Deemon75 January 18, 2011