County Dick

A.k.a. "The Hick Dick"

Is a white male, typically tall with blonde hair, that is from central/county USA that doesn't have very many outstanding features besides having a county bitch that looks exactly like him. Together they will live in county harmony in county USA.

"Dude, did you see her new boyfriend? Total county dick."

by MrTheShit December 18, 2011

Country Dick

The large member of an African American phallus has 'Country Dick'

Person 1 says: Country boys have good dicks I hear.

Person 2 says: He's got "Country Dick"

Person 3 says: Country boy is a good boy.
He got that passionate bigdick.

Shit's gon get better with age.
Gonna be a nice dad dick.

by Jack Herrer November 8, 2018

CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)

A condition brought about by the chafing of male parts on underclothing, such as compression shorts or underpants, which usually occurs during long runs. It is characterized by:

- Rubbed-raw feeling

- Small amounts of blood

- Intense Discomfort of the dick

- Burning/Itching of the dick

Robert: Hey Josh, how are you feeling after that 1&1/2 mile warmup, all-out mile and 1&1/2 mile cooldown?

Josh: Awww man my dick is on fire, I think all the running got CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)!

McCottonatle: Me too! Awww man its like my dick's in an oven with porcupines!

by HL_Sportaliogist_Man August 15, 2010

dick count

The total number of dicks that a girl has taken in her vagina in her lifetime.

Madonna's dick count must be over 100.

by Burgdizzle July 3, 2008

Cunty mc small dick

A person who is an absolute cunt with a tiny dick.

Jennifer thinks jeff is an absolute cunt jeff also has a small dick therefore he is a cunty mc small dick.

by Cunty mc small dick February 14, 2017

country dickin'

1. A plain old fashioned fucking.
2. To be royally screwed or fucked over in a metaphorical sense.

1. I went home and gave my wife real country dickin' last night.
2. My english professor gave me a good ole country dickin' on my last exam grade.

by BIGKernel October 21, 2005

cunty-dicks

Assholes who enjoy making a bad situation worse. They make you so frustrated that you want to take a gaggle of big black dicks and shove it up their asshole. When meeting a cunty-dick, the first and only response to give said individual should be "go suck a bag of dicks."

Those assholes are cunty-dicks.

by themunchkins February 8, 2014