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A.k.a. "The Hick Dick"

Is a white male, typically tall with blonde hair, that is from central/county USA that doesn't have very many outstanding features besides having a county bitch that looks exactly like him. Together they will live in county harmony in county USA.
"Dude, did you see her new boyfriend? Total county dick."
by MrTheShit December 17, 2011
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