Country Kleenex 

To gracefully hold one nostril closed with your index finger, while blowing snot out of the other; generally on the ground. Can be used when tissues are or are not available.

Uncle Jesse never uses a tissue when he's oustide in Southern Missouri, he just uses the Country Kleenex.

Country Kleenex by Fancy of Chicago and Savannah December 9, 2008

brown county kleenex 

while giving a cincinnati bowtie the woman sneezes in your anus as if using it as a kleenex, it is called brown county kleenex because the location of the sneeze is most likely brown and the word was created in brown county ohio thus putting it on the map!

dude i hate winter all the women get colds and give me the brown county kleenex! i shit boogers for weeks

brown county kleenex by hubie&auschwitz May 1, 2010