Country Bear 

A man so hairy, with massive forepaws, that resembles a bear. This is a mythical creature believed to cause tube sock in females. Last Sighted in Sidney, NE. the Myth states that this creature, wandered into Sidney because he is attracted to racism. Once in sidney he wandered into the local highschool and bit off an old mans ring finger. A legendary hero, Randolf Hitler slayed this beast, or so the story goes. Some Still beleive this ass, bitch, mom killer, docking mofo, anaconda, aligator, little girl eating, fat son of a bitch is still alive.

-Quiet often used as another term for racists.

Rashaan, " Man just cuz im black he hates me, that guy is a total country bear."

Country Bear by Wecker October 27, 2010

Country Bear 

There Lives A Legend in Sidrock, A Man So Hairy He Resembles A Bear, Recently Slayed By legendary Randolf Hitler, and his companion anghlhjlhelo abbboot maggegina. This Creature was known to Dock with other Bears (search Dock) and eat lemmon heads off of females often (search Lemmonheads for deffinition). many people believe the Country Bear Bit off weckers finger. some say this ass raping faggot mom bitch is actually still alive.

Mmmm Country Bear.

Country Bear by alpha P-diddy October 26, 2010

country bear jamboree

An orgy attended exclusively by large, hairy, gay rednecks.

I looked into the barn and saw Uncle Jesse was having a Country Bear Jamboree.

country bear jamboree by Someguy9346 December 1, 2013

bear country 

Any place where black bears, grizzly bears, or Kodiak bears are common.

Keep yer rifle close; we're in bear country.

bear country by Sanka Jones December 23, 2013

CountryBear 

Someone who streams on GROWLr and has completely worthless content, usually can't sing, can't play an instrument - as evidenced by the fact that the guitar that they fondle isn't plugged in. Delivers prissy unconvincing growls and noises of attempted manhood, actually the biggest sparkly priss on the planet.

Damn, I cannot believe what a CountryBear this guy is - he would be better off to stream while he is asleep.

CountryBear by Balooey Baloo December 25, 2022