Country Bear

A man so hairy, with massive forepaws, that resembles a bear. This is a mythical creature believed to cause tube sock in females. Last Sighted in Sidney, NE. the Myth states that this creature, wandered into Sidney because he is attracted to racism. Once in sidney he wandered into the local highschool and bit off an old mans ring finger. A legendary hero, Randolf Hitler slayed this beast, or so the story goes. Some Still beleive this ass, bitch, mom killer, docking mofo, anaconda, aligator, little girl eating, fat son of a bitch is still alive.

-Quiet often used as another term for racists.

Rashaan, " Man just cuz im black he hates me, that guy is a total country bear."

Country Bear by Wecker October 27, 2010

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Country Bear

There Lives A Legend in Sidrock, A Man So Hairy He Resembles A Bear, Recently Slayed By legendary Randolf Hitler, and his companion anghlhjlhelo abbboot maggegina. This Creature was known to Dock with other Bears (search Dock) and eat lemmon heads off of females often (search Lemmonheads for deffinition). many people believe the Country Bear Bit off weckers finger. some say this ass raping faggot mom bitch is actually still alive.

Mmmm Country Bear.

Country Bear by alpha P-diddy October 26, 2010

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country bear jamboree

An orgy attended exclusively by large, hairy, gay rednecks.

I looked into the barn and saw Uncle Jesse was having a Country Bear Jamboree.

country bear jamboree by Someguy9346 December 1, 2013

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bear country

Any place where black bears, grizzly bears, or Kodiak bears are common.

Keep yer rifle close; we're in bear country.

bear country by Sanka Jones December 23, 2013

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CountryBear

Someone who streams on GROWLr and has completely worthless content, usually can't sing, can't play an instrument - as evidenced by the fact that the guitar that they fondle isn't plugged in. Delivers prissy unconvincing growls and noises of attempted manhood, actually the biggest sparkly priss on the planet.

Damn, I cannot believe what a CountryBear this guy is - he would be better off to stream while he is asleep.

CountryBear by Balooey Baloo December 25, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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