Coulston

A small little village, full of awesome oldies and one incredible hill, often stolen by neighbouring villages. Coulston is often referred to as the perfect place, and often contains plenty of sheep and cows.

Person 1: This is a nice little village
Person 2: I know! It's such a Coulston!

by Geniuswoman February 21, 2011

coulsonized

(ˈkəʊlsənʌɪzd) - overwhelmed with and inspired by the cool matter-of-factness, subtle humour, unimpressed attitude and overall awesomeness of S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Phil Coulson, a.k.a. "Son of Coul", a character from the Marvel Universe, portrayed by the American actor, screenwriter and director Clark Gregg.

- "Who's your favourite character in The Avengers? Thor, Hulk, or Captain America?"
- "Neither. I'm completely coulsonized."

by ChaosNDisaster August 29, 2012

Oasis coulsdon

An overrated shit hole school in coulsdon, who beef everyone and think they’re a “family” but they’re all fake to eachother really. Most of them are chavs and wannabe road men. The teachers are shit and don’t teach them fuck all

Person from another school- what did you do today

Person from oasis- fuck all babe the teachers are shit, remember I go oasis coulsdon I learn nothing and my mates are all chavs I love it xx

by AndyBooth October 2, 2018

Jonathan Coulton

A former programmer turned singer/songwriter. First achieved notoriety with his folk rendition of "Baby Got Back". Wrote "Still Alive", the credits song in Portal; and "Code Monkey", which is now the theme song for the G4 show of the same name. Has six albums on iTunes and two podcasts. Possibly the only artists immune to the effects of fame and money.

Jonathan Coulton is the shit

by The Ska Assassin February 17, 2009

Phil Coulson

The baddest motherfucking Agent is SHIELD and Director there is. Madly in love with one woman, Melinda May

Daisy: Damn you’re such a Phil Coulson

May: I know, I’m also banging him

by AoS June 11, 2018

coulsonization

/kəʊlsənʌɪˈzeɪʃ(ə)n/ – the process of someone or something being irreversibly coulsonized.

Once you realize you can't type any word starting on "coul" any more without automatically adding "-son"... coulsonization is complete.

by ChaosNDisaster August 29, 2012

coulsonist

1. Fan and follower of the character Agent Phil Coulson from the Marvel Universe; somebody who is coulsonized.

2. Somebody who in spite of cinematic evidence believes in the survival of Agent Coulson.

3. Person who concerns her/himself with coulsonistics.

(Note: female Coulsonists are often referred to as "Coulsonites". Coulsonite is in fact a mineral containing iron and vanadium.)

- "Agent Coulson died in The Avengers."
- "Any Coulsonist would beg to differ."

by ChaosNDisaster August 29, 2012