A person wrapped in a blanket on a couch. The blanket can be rolled around the body in the manner of a tortilla.
by giselle January 22, 2011
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Bro #1- Dude, my girlfriend was totally cool with doing a couch burrito last night!
Bro #2- No way man! Don't tell me you didn't get any guac on the ritto.
Bro #2- No way man! Don't tell me you didn't get any guac on the ritto.
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