Guy 1: "Man, I can't believe when I parted the red sea I would wind up with THIS on my hand"
Guy 2: "Too bad she wasn't on her cotton donkey."
Guy 2: "Too bad she wasn't on her cotton donkey."
by AnieBear January 28, 2011

Riding the cotton wool donkey - female mentrating.
by volpoid September 25, 2006

"How did you get on with that new fit bird the other night, did you shag her?"
"Nah, I only got a bit of tit as she was riding the cotton wool donkey."
"Nah, I only got a bit of tit as she was riding the cotton wool donkey."
by gamerouche May 08, 2014
