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Chrisandom 

A statement made by the most random man on the planet!.. Chris C...
Wife: Chris what do you want for dinner?
Chris: Food that you eat and poop!
Wife:... You got me with a Chrisandom!

Coliander 

1. One who can be found running from illegal acts, often chanting the words, 'Shit, Shit, Shit.'
2. A person unwilling to have any minor part in shoplifting, even if it's blatantly obvious that no harm could come of it.
3. One whose porch (and indeed letterbox) receives near constant bombardment of bush and other plantlife.
Jimmy - Can we borrow your bag for a spot o' shopliftin'?
Bob - Shit, Shit, Shit!
Jimmy - Don't be such a Coliander!
Coliander by carthage March 9, 2009

Chrislande

She's the sweetest girl you'll ever meet. She will always make you laugh with her inappropriate jokes. She's a very genuine person. If you become friends with her consider yourself lucky becasue you'll never find someone who cares about you so deeply.
Hey man what's wrong?

Nothing really I'm just- today is not my day

Here come on let's go see chrislande her and her nasty jokes will make you feel better XD
Chrislande by Malerie October 20, 2020

Chrisandra 

A girls name who is very pretty, has alot of friends, and everyone loves to hangout with her.
Oh yeah shes a Chrisandra
Chrisandra by James and Jose :D August 6, 2011

cortlandese

The spoken language of the natives of Cortland, Ohio that only comes out after midnight, usually on weekends, and ironically after more than a few beverages are consumed. There are many different forms of it, but they all stem from the same roots. Special note: Only other Cortland natives can pick this gibberish out of a crowd of hundreds and understand the conversation.
Cortland native #1 "Gahh, turkey take it, gobble, gobble!"
Cortland native #2 "Contagion and a mushroom potato cloud!"
random guy "They must be speaking cortlandese because I have no idea what they just said."
Cortland native #3 "bawwh, berkabecka. Tell me, does this smell like onions?"

Coriander 

an herb used for cooking. and is the most kick-a$$ word EVER invented.
"hey, im making salsa with coriander leaves in it!"
Coriander by nuglahlover February 22, 2008