Possibly the first noticeable side-effect of attending the cooper union. Like beer goggles, cooper goggles impair your sense of judgement especially in dealing with the attractiveness of a potential mate.
"well now that i've got my cooper goggles on, the world seems infinitely more attractive"
"before cooper i would have never even dared to touch someone that ugly. yesterday i fucked him."
"before cooper i would have never even dared to touch someone that ugly. yesterday i fucked him."
by sosucky April 10, 2010