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Coonstein 

A mutant hybrid of a devolved nigger and filthy hook nose Jew.
Alice: Did you hear about Jamiqua?
Ryan: No, what happened?
Alice: She hooked up with that cheap Jew Danny Kike Hall
Ryan: No way! I bet she's going to shit out a Coonstein in 9 months!
Alice: I know...such an abomination
Coonstein by Andrew Failstein September 10, 2011

consternation 

shocked dismay: a feeling of alarm, confusion, or dismay, often caused by something unexpected
The news caused worldwide consternation and a panic on the stock exchange.
consternation by Oyat April 25, 2006

coolsten 

An object which somehow better or more interesting than another object
Man, Tenacious D actually set the stage on fire! They are the coolsten
coolsten by Shaagnik Mukherji October 11, 2006

coonstripes 

Scene kids Get coonstripes in there hair in all range of colors. The typical colors are pink, teal, platnum blonde or black.
Coonstripes or coons, are when you get a clump of your hair and stick cellotape around sections, leaving gaps inbetween the cellotape pieces.
you then get the brightly colored hairdye, and put it in the gaps, not on the tape.
leave for about 20 minutes and then rinse hair from the bottom, removing the tape as you make your way up.
Leaving a racoon tail style effect on your hair.
OMFGZZZZ I GOTZ COONSTRIPES .
I'm scene so i'm going to get myself cooned.
coonstripes by Bethanyy January 12, 2008

coonteenth 

Juneteenth, commemorating the day slavery was abolished and all the coons were set free
Do we get coonteenth off?
coonteenth by Scburt October 3, 2022

No me la conteiner

Argentinian phrase generally used in conversations to exclaim surprise or disgust. It was created by the musician Martín Cenizen.
did u hear that Mirtha Legrand died?
No me la conteiner!

Coonskin cap 

A female pubic hair style that consists of a large frontal bush with a connecting thin bush that trails over her taint and up her gluteal cleft; thus, resembling the hat fashioned from the skin and fur of a raccoon. The "coonskin cap" was a popular style among women in the mid to late nineteenth century and 1970s, and is commonly seen in retro pornography.
Your mom's coonskin cap makes her vagina look like Davy Crockett.
Coonskin cap by hot whiskey July 11, 2010
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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