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Another way to say chillin’ and mostly popular among preppy folks in the DMV and surrounding areas.
Q. Wassup????
A. Just coolan

Man, this weekend was dope, here's a picture of me Southside coolan...

chillin’ chilling unwinding relaxing
coolan by Kerrmmittt October 22, 2015

Colonavirus 

When your Corona Virus lockdown diet consists of nothing but Takis, Mountain Dew and fast food drive thru take out resulting in a series of explosive colon releases like never before seen.
This Kungflu is nothing compared to the colonavirus I got now from 6 weeks of Taco Bell, McDonald’s and Arby’s. I may have to renovate the shitter when this lockdown is over.
Colonavirus by Dick Onchin May 19, 2020

perceived coolness whore 

The annoying individual who claims to be interested or expert in almost any topic that anybody else in a group refers to as cool, often to the extent that their involvement in so many activities and interests, or in a more oscure pursuit or fetish, may seem dubious.
"Hangliding looks cool" eliciting the response "Oh, I LOVE to hanglide, I'm an experienced hangliderist!"

or

"I have a friend who is into CBT" followed by "Ooo, CBT is the coolest - I do it all the time!" leading the original speaker to ask the perceived coolness whore to define CBT in semi-polite company.

At their worst, a perceived coolness whore might stumble, late, into a conversation about female contraceptives or male pattern baldness and, upon hearing a prescription drug name, will claim to have once done lines of the afore-mentioned drug off the back of a hooker at a Hollywood party.

Coolah’bout it 

Coolah’bout it
verb

Meaning: To never let haters get you off your game.

Stay focus when the pressure is on. Keeping your cool no matter how troubling the situation gets.

Remain calm in a difficult time. Showing foe’s your on chillax.
Stack-Gang: Even though many people are against me, I’m Coolah’bout it.

Submitted by MillYentei on October 2, 2021

Coolmathgames 

a website that's a goddamn heaven for kids cause only like 5% of the games actually have math and the teachers be thinking he's doing education like a good little child
Mr. Marijuana: "Timmy, are you playing video games while you're supposed to be doing math?"
Timmy: "It's okay, Mr. Marijuana, I'm just doing Coolmathgames!"
Mr. Marijuana: "Okey Dokey Carry on then."
Coolmathgames by KentuckyFriedDickin November 28, 2018

combat coolant

Piss, when it is used by soldiers to cool off overheated weapons.
Mel Gibson used combat coolant to cool off the mortar tubes in the movie We Were Soldiers so he could kill more non-christian vietnamese.