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Coochie Cough 

queef.vaginal flatulence. a release of air from the vagina that usually occurs during or after sexual intercourse-sometimes while stretching, exercising etc. The sound is similar to a fart(from the anus) but it usually doesn't have a specific odor, like a fart does.
"I was totally fucking this chick and she had coochie cough!"
"I love exercising but I get nervous that I'm gonna coochie cough"
Coochie Cough by snorris8509 March 7, 2009
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coochie cough 

Noun: The act of having to clear one's throat after giving oral sex to one's female partner.
I don't have the WuFlu; It's just coochie cough because I had to eat out your mom before I could slip it in her last night.
coochie cough by Dan & Dave May 1, 2021
A slang term for a womens vagina.
Kevin ate my couchie out good last night, Sarah. Sarah? Listen to me you white couchie eating bitch!
Couchie by Todd Jarrett May 6, 2003

couchie cap 

when you melt wax from a candle then pour it over and in a vagina to harden it shut
erinn was talkin shit so blake whipped out his candle and gave that bitch a couchie cap
couchie cap by mc3yee December 29, 2010

couchie cutters 

A country saying for a pair of shorts that are showing a little to much of the vaginal area; booty shorts.
Whoa! Look at Lisa's shorts. You can almost see her flaps with those couchie cutters!
couchie cutters by hickyvicky February 23, 2011

couchie melt

For a female to become aroused and her vagina becomes very moist by sexual feeling.
I made her couchie melt when I grabbed her waist
couchie melt by Truthmaster05 June 12, 2017

couchie cruncher 

A person that crunches the couchie like a mad dog and leaves it looking like the piece of steak that you take out of your mouth because it's too chewy
Damn girl he eats pussy like a couchie cruncher.