When a (cis) female gives you the prick tease all night, but when push comes to shove she just walks away.
A stingy lover. A miserly vag.
A stingy lover. A miserly vag.
"Soooo, did you shag the Asian bird last night?"
"Oh, man! No, FFS! We`ve been making out all night but turns out she was a Cooch McDuck!"
"Oh, man! No, FFS! We`ve been making out all night but turns out she was a Cooch McDuck!"
by Diggitar Glady Diggy March 17, 2022
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