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Conundrufuck 

An extrodinarily paradoxical problem or situation that seemingly makes no rhyme or reason; a dilemma of epic proportions, usually answered with a shrug of the shoulders, or verbalization of the phrase "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".
1. "Why are we in Iraq?" "Uhhhhhhhhhh, its a conundrufuck". 2. I'd explain the rules of Cricket, but it's still a conundrufuck to me.
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Conundrafuck 

A state of being in a conundrum that is fucked. A cluster fuck of a situation. Conundrafuck is a song written by Jeff Pearson.
I found myself to be smack dab i. The middle of some sort of conundrafuck of a situation.
Conundrafuck by Legend of Jeff March 23, 2023
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breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
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