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A joke in which contains the line, "So Confucius rolled up on a bitch..." After which the joke teller will insert their own punch line.
-So Confucius rolled up on a bitch and drops the line "Respect yourself and others will respect you.....suck my dick and I'll slip you 5 bucks."

-What a lame Confucius joke.
by The Bopmaster December 13, 2010
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