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Condom Sabotage 

The act of intentionally tampering with a condom in order to negate its contraceptive properties. It is usually done in 2 different ways.

1) Using a pin to create a tiny, invisible hole in the surface of the condom, often through the wrapper. This allows the passage of semen at the point of male orgasm.

2) Snipping off the tip of the condom with scissors. When a johnny is pulled onto an erect penis, it allows the head of the penis to slide through, allowing some bareback sensation.
1) David sabotaged his condoms with a pin in a furtive attempt to get his girlfriend pregnant.

2) Stephanie had no idea Jamal had engaged in some condom sabotage behind her back. In the dim light she could see some rubber around his dick and was satisfied. She lay back, ready to take him inside her, unaware that the head of his penis was sticking out of the polo neck of prophylactic. He planned to enjoy her naked pussy, ejaculating inside her before it was too late.
Condom Sabotage by Stephrawr December 28, 2011
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012