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Conch head 

1. Key West-inspired explorer and adventurer.
2. Wanderlust.
3. One who is focused, independent, persistent, and brave, resilient, creative, not always behaved – with a sense of higher purpose and a penchant for risk whose exploring and adventures are amazingly brisk.
I got up with some conch heads I met in Martha’s Vineyard and we zip-lined through an Amazon rainforest.
Conch head by ExploreALittle October 9, 2016
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head coach

i) A yes man
ii) A patsy

iii) A puppet
vulgar

iv) a stepmom giving advice to her step daughter.
Oh, I see that lovely portly retail magnate Michael Ashley has installed Steve Bruce as head coach

vulgar

Hi mom my boyfriend is coming round tonight and I don’t know what to do. Will you be my head coach?

Head Coach

The person who taught your girlfriend how to give a Blow Job.

This is usually one of her friends in high school or college, using a banana as the test subject.

Whoever it was, you should thank them.
My girlfriend went to her her high school reunion, and her Head Coach was there!
Head Coach by TheFlashSimiValley November 3, 2024

Head Ball Coach

nickname for championship-winning Coach Steve Spurrier
The Head Ball Coach went to the beach to tan.
Head Ball Coach by Coop Dupe June 12, 2018

Head Ball Coach

Stephen Orr Spurrier, head football coach of The University of South Carolina and former coach at The University of Florida and Duke University. Sometimes also referred to as the Ole Ball Coach. Could mean any head football coach when written in all lower case.
The Head Ball Coach is best known for bringing a high-powered passing attack to the SEC, giving UF's football stadium the nickname "The Swamp", winning the Heisman Trophy, and recruiting alcoholic quarterbacks.
Head Ball Coach by EdistoBro January 1, 2012

'Phat Headed' Couch Ripper 

A person who is annoying as hell and loved by very few. I.Q is so small, many believe him, to be a different species of a retarded person. Also a person who sleeps/eats, off the salary payment of a mother that builds trucks for a living. When this person is called 'Phat Headed' to their face, they will react different then any other person alive today...allowing them to unleash the fury inside, and let go on a linen, wool or titanium couch near by.
1. You 'Phat Headed' Couch Ripper...stfu, you still sux at life.

2. Chris, don't get all phat headed again and rip up your mothers couch, we don't want her screaming on vent...

3. Couchripper has come online.
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When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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