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Commodification of Control

The process by which control—over people, environments, or information—is turned into a product that can be bought, sold, and owned. The commodification of control takes many forms: hiring a firm to monitor your staff, buying software to restrict what children see online, subscribing to a service that erases your digital footprint. Once control becomes a commodity, it is no longer a relationship or a responsibility; it is a transaction. The rich can buy more control (over their privacy, their security, their reputation), while the poor are subjected to the control of others. Commodification turns power into property.
Example: “The gated community sold residents ‘peace of mind’ via facial recognition cameras and private patrols—commodification of control, where security is a luxury good and exclusion is the product.”

Elitism of Control

A hierarchical attitude that assumes certain people (the educated, the wealthy, the technologically adept) are naturally entitled to control others (the poor, the uncredentialed, the “irrational”). The elitism of control justifies surveillance, paternalism, and algorithmic management as necessary measures to guide the “unruly masses.” It appears in debates about social credit systems, in workplace “productivity software,” and in tech platforms’ claims to “curate” content for the public good. The elitism of control denies its own power, framing control not as domination but as benevolence—a gift to those too foolish to manage themselves.

Example: “The tech CEO said ‘we need to save users from misinformation’—elitism of control, assuming that he and his algorithms should decide what others are allowed to see.”
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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026

cfm boots 

come fuck me boots - style of dress made famous by 1980's Jersey girls who liked Bon Jovi and big hair.

Look at those cfm boots.
cfm boots by diatribe September 27, 2002
Word of the Day on July 30, 2026