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Colombian Milkshake

The act of a middle-aged Colombian female vigorously shaking her floppy, lumpy ass in a person's face, then excreting unnecessarily large amounts of diarrhea into the mouth of her companion through a funnel.
My naughty social studies teacher punished me by giving me a Colombian Milkshake after class.
by Dawnkee Bawlz February 19, 2011
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Columbian Chocolate Milkshake

The act of masturbating while your partner farts on you.
Dan wanted sex, but had to settle for a Columbian Chocolate milkshake this morning.
by Shiggles October 3, 2016
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