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A very small man in height and penis size, but this only makes him even more mad about his outlook on life. Unable to obtain a girlfriend he often likes to have pleasurable encounters with goats. His only friend being an xbox, or his mom. Someone who generally sucks in life. Ignored by all his peers, forced to sit in isolation by himself at the end of the table.
John:Did you see that nasty guy last night?
Bill:Yah he was having sex with a goat.
Joey:What a "Collin Baker".

Friend: Hey do you guys wanna play super smash bros this weekend?
Collin: Hey guys lets play call of duty.
Everyone: Collin your so stupid, we hate you.
*Everyone turns and looks away
by Drews222 March 18, 2015
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