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College Wash 

When you are too lazy, too broke, or don't have enough time to wash your clothes, but just so happen to have some Febreeze and a hair dryer handy, you college wash em'.

College washing, to be exact, is when you fill your sink, dunk the clothing item in the sink, spray with Febreeze, and dry with a hair dryer. This is usually done with shirts which doesn't have any stains per say, but are a little funky.

Perfect for the poor college student, the lazy high schooler that doesn't want to walk 20 feet to the laundry room, or the chronic stoner that is way the past "able to operate a washer/dryer" stage of highness.
Jenny: Hey can I borrow that red shirt you wore yesterday?
Becky: Sure, mind if I college wash it though?
Jenny: Not at all.
College Wash by Aly Baja November 8, 2009
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Washington College 

A small liberal arts college on the Eastern shore of Maryland where the rich and not so famous send their children to get a good education while learning life lessons of booze and sex. Particular known for its May Day (May 1st) festivities when the campus strips their cloths and reports to the College green and flag pole for a midnight congregation of the nude.
Washington college where smart kids go to drink and screw four years away.

Washington College Presidents 

The future home of your Hills East Lacrosse Captain Luke Birnbaum.. and his brother sam
Now starting for your Washington College Presidents.. Standing at 5'5 weighing 100 pounds. SAM BIRNBOMB
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